Find the casting house hidden in Hollywood. No tight-tight t-shirt, so normal will have to do. Asked if we could wear a kilt and a tight t-shirt to the audition. Also looking for a guy who looks like he might be in Highlander or Gladiator. I can do that, ochaye cannae wee one! Something along those lines. They’re looking for a guy who could do a Scottish accent.
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This would’ve involved ridiculous money, be flown down to Rio de Janeiro for the shoot, followed by the chance to do a series of them all over the world. Today I had an audition to be the face of a certain well-known booze beverage spirit.
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And then as I was getting ready to start the casting director said “Thank you, we’ll be in touch.” Still waiting for that call back. So I just nodded along, mouth open, not really reacting for the whole thing. At one of them what I thought was a run through of what I was going to do actually turned out to be the audition itself. Especially when you have no clue what’s going on. Place is an odd mix of desperation and good looks. I believe in the power of feeling – I got this. ” Over and over. I believe in the power of feeling – I got this. All muttering to themselves “I believe in the power of feeling – I got this.
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Walk into a waiting room full of better looking versions of you. They mention the sort of money you could be making. Lately I’ve been going out on auditions too. Just letting the final few chapters sit a few days. Inspired me to write this poem, Melancholy:Īlso think I’ve finished a new book. Trying to think of what else… Read this fine quote somewhere and wrote it down “For of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” So that was great. Speaking of which, my books are now Staff Recommendations at Book Soup, the mightiest bookstore in L.A. I’ve been phoning random numbers and emailing gibber to wrong emails ever since. Realised I couldn’t make out his handwriting. Also exchanged email and numbers to keep in touch. Wise man as you can see from his inscription. Lewis, today’s your lucky day…” RanDumb on! Swapped books with one another. Told me that seven years earlier Larry David sat where I was sitting on his couch and asked him to be in Curb. Talked about comedy and various projects. Spent half an hour chatting with him in his living room. Later that week I ended up being introduced to Richard Lewis, he of comedy and Curb fame. Had I been possessed? Who knows! May the July fourth be with you all. The other a loud, psychotic, rambling devil like one shouting at me. I think a can of Red Bull earlier in the evening did not help the situation. On the up, I was one hundred feet from my abode. On the downside I had to walk the rest of the way home. My attempt at Chinese was as poor as his attempt at an English explanation so in the end we decided to part ways. No clue at the time what he was doing so you can imagine my surprise at the whole situation, that’s for sure. Reaches into the back and tries to put it on my face. The taxi man mistook this as me about to get sick. As we drove along I felt vicious heartburn kick in from all the day’s various bits and pieces that I put in my mouth which were now sitting in my stomach.
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The taxi man who drove me home was Chinese and couldn’t really speak English. Later that night I went to Hollywood for some jigging. Then I drank cans of Natty Ice, Bud and other American beverages. Went to a barbeque and ate all sorts of hot dogs and burgers and stuff. Now, what else…įirst off there was the Fourth of July. Where to start? Yesterday a guy at the coffee shop called out my name as Muck when my coffee was ready. Hope you’re not sour. It’s been a month since we spoke last.